Here's one I had last night.
Me and mum were driving across a rope bridge over a lake ... unsurprisingly, we drove into a lake and drowned.
I got home and saw Tim Minchin was already there. We cuddled up and I started playing with his hair. Then I opened this mini-fridge and pulled out a corn cob, and he said "Leave that sweetcorn please, it's my supper" so I put it back. He got up and left, angry that I'd tried to eat his supper. I started crying and screaming that I was sorry, but he ignored me. Then, some time later, when I was on the loo, still crying, I heard him outside singing "5 poofs and 2 pianos" and saying "I hope this is where you live, because I love ya!". For some reason, I was having the longest piss ever, and when I'd finally finished, I ran downstairs, threw the door open ... and he wasn't there.
Then I ended up at Newton train station. I got the train to Teignmouth, then got out and had to walk across the water to a campsite. There, I put up a tent that was on the outskirts of Plymouth (there was a harbour separating Teignmouth from Plymouth.. xD). Then my ex(who was a giant) fingered my best friend. She turned to me and went "He's good ain't he?" then I said "I need a wee" so Richard and me swam across the harbour and went to this weird market thing, where it said the toilets were, but they actually weren't there.
Me and mum found a skanky toilet and I went, and then we jogged down into Cockington Court into these country lanes... I was wearing high heels. Then my mum turned into my dad, and I got to this place, it's the SAME FUCKING PLACE I ALWAYS DREAM ABOUT it's so weird. I ran ahead off my dad because he got talking to a boy with Downs Syndrome. I jogged past a bunch of X Factor rejects and onto Paignton seafront. I saw Jeremy but he kept disappearing.
All in all, very fucking weird.
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