Things I have learnt in the workplace.

1. Capers are revolting.
2. SAUCERS FIRST
3. Black olives are revolting.
4. Do not drop teaspoons onto people's laps.
5. Mary The Ice Queen has her Own Box. :/
6. Paul is my favourite person there. :)
7. Everyone bitches about Mary.
8. I'm scared of Mary.
9. We all share hatred for the bearded preacher man; we all hoped those chavs would start throwing bricks.
10. Geese generally tend to come in jars, enveloped in globules of white fat. Bleurgh.
11. The assistant chef is FIT! I got several occasions of flirty eye contact, BOOYEAH
12. I wonder if he has a girlfriend?
13. Do not bother Mike too much, he is easy to piss off.
14. I need to try a Spanish Hot Chocolate (described as "thick and gluggy" on the menu)
15. HOT MILK IS NOT FOR TEA cheers Mary
16. My top is pretty.
17. I get praised for using my own initiative.
18. Do not, at any time, press the wrong button on the till. It will scream at you, and every customer will be driven away by your incompetence.
19. However if it does scream at you, Paul will come to the rescue, so it's alright really :D
20. Do everything right, to rub it in Mary's face that although I'm a newbie, I'm not stupid, I'm not five, and I can actually manage. :P

That should be it for now.